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bunghole wrote:Since it's hot as hell outside today, I thought I'd give Jim Beam's new "Devil's Cut" bottling a go. It's different in a good way. Heavy on the charred oak nose and flavor just as you'd think it would be. It's not a balanced bourbon, but I never thought it would be. Afterall, the Devil's not a nice guy, and he's "the father of all lies". I like taking his cut away from him! Ha! Ha! Whiskey he once thought was his is now MINE! In the Glass of {plays ominous music here} SAINT BUNGHOLE! {the sound of triumphant trumpets}
The Devil's Cut is the perfect expression of a bourbonic exorcism, and should find it's way into the glasses of God fearing; bourbon loving saints worldwide. Spank the devil; take his whiskey away, and send him back to hell dry; partched, and angry!
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE DEVIL'S CUT!
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