I'm with the United Nations Endangered Species Program (UNESP).
In the interest of preserving this species I strongly urge you to send at least 2 – preferably 5-10 individuals directly to me. We’re conducting breeding programs as well as establishing a “save heaven” for those poor creatures. In the interest of a diverse gene pool, please send only the one specimen #166
First of all, I could never separate identical twin bottles as it would be too traumatic. Secondly, I'll save you the trouble and tell you that, based on my own research, this species is headed for inevitable complete extinction!
HOWEVER, should you ever find yourself in VA, I'll see that you get a special permit to hunt this exotic animal!